Every
day for the passed 365 days.....give or take a few.....I have opened my
little white packets and mixed, stirred, soaked and shaked. Those
little packets have been the answer to all my prayers.....except for the
fact that there is a litter bug in my house.
I
leave the kitchen only to return to find ripped open white packets
littering the counter. There are cocoa packets, shake packets, oatmeal
packets. What the heck? Whose doing all this? It's making for extra
work for me! I have to collect all the open packets.....sometimes 3 at a
time and toss them into the trash. One of these days I'm going to
catch whoever it is that keeps messing up the kitchen and have a word
with them!
It
gets worse. While looking for my sunglasses in the the drink holder of
my little blue Honda I found a wrapper. It was a wrapper for a caramel
bar. This litter bug was following me around! I've got a case of a
litter bug stalker!
At
work, in my desk, I've found Splenda packets. The culprit must be
someone who is very close to me....someone who I work with! I see these
packets in the garbage in the coffee room and even in my classroom!
How dare they? I'm determined to get to the bottom of this and with all
this weight melting off my once over weight body it will be easier to
track them down! They can run, but they cannot hide!
Once
I even found an opened packet wrapper in my teaching bag! Yup! Right
there in the front pocket of my “Crazy Music Lady” yellow bag was an
opened packet......not even a trace of powder left. I looked for
chocolaty finger prints so I could identify the culprit, but the litter
bug was careful to not leave any!
I was dealing with a cool character. What was I going to do?
“I'm so tired of picking up after you!” Hubby complained one day. “You leave these packets all over the place!”
“Who?
Me?” I gazed at Hubby who was holding up a strawberry shake packet. I
tried to look as innocent as one could look while sipping on a
strawberry shake.
Then
I scanned the kitchen counter taking in all the packet carcasses.....I
had found my packet stalker......how could I have known? She's got a
terrific disguise! She's lost so much weight that she doesn't even look
recognizable to me!
**This was from several years ago when I lost a significant amount of weight on the Medifast program.**
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